Meri baat maan lo.....

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se humne poochhaa, kis ki yaad mein ro rahe ho is bekadar? jaroor koi tumahaara aziz ya dile-jigar raha hoga, ya phir marhoom bibi ka ghum tumhe khaa raha hoga shakhs bola, essi koi baat nahin hai, wafaai aur zazbaat ki takraar nahin hai hum ye baat sunkar chakraa gaye, thode girre phir sambhalaa gaye poochaa ,ye raaz humen bhee sunaayo apni mashooka ka kissa to farmaaayo bolaa, ye meri bibi ke pehle pati ki kabr hai, kon thaa,nahin mujhe iski koi khabr hai zindaa hota aaj 'vo',to mein aazad hota, na meraa husn-e-mahal is kadr barbaad hota Al-Qaida ke kaidiyon se bhi buraa haal hai, haath paer khulle par dil zakhmon se laal hai ae mere hamdard aur saathiyon,kya tumhne ehsaas hai, ke shaadi aur wafaai, is zamaane mein itihaas hai. Jinki ho gai , vo pachhta rahen hain, Jinki nahin hui, vo chakkra rahe hain third wife aur fourth husband ka zamaana hai her kids,my kids and our kids kya anjaana hai? Apne ko pehchaan lo ,'living together' ko jaan lo, Laila Majnoo ko bhoolkar , meri baat maan lo.

Mirza Ghalib

hazaaro.n Khvaahishe.n aisii ki har Khvaaish pe dam nikale bahut nikale mere armaa.N lekin phir bhii kam nikale Dare kyuu.N meraa qaatil kyaa rahegaa usakii gardan par vo Khuu.N jo chashm-e-tar se umr bhar yuu.N dam-ba-dam nikale [chashm=eye; tar=wet; dam_ba_dam=continously] nikalanaa Khuld se aadam kaa sunate aaye hai.n lekin bahut be-aabaruu hokar tere kuuche se ham nikale [Khuld=Paradise; be-aabaruu=disgrace; kuuchaa=street] bharam khul jaaye zaalim tere qaamat kii daraazii kaa agar is turraa-e-purapech-o-Kham kaa pech-o-Kham nikale [qaamat=stature; daraazii=length/delay; turra=ornamental tassel worn in the turban] [pech-o-Kham=curls in the hair] magar likhavaaye koii usako Khat to hamase likhavaaye huii subah aur ghar se kaan par rakkhar qalam nikale huii is daur me.n ma.nsuub mujhase baadaa-ashaamii phir aayaa vo zamaanaa jo jahaa.N se jaam-e-jam nikale [ma.nsuub=association, baada_aashaamee=havign to do with drinks] huii jinase tavaqqo Khastagii kii daad paane kii vo hamase bhii ziyaadaa Khastaa-e-teG-e-sitam nikale [tavaqqo=expectation; Khastagii=injury, daad=justice] [Khasta=broken/sick/injured, teG=sword, sitam=cruelity ] muhabbat me.n nahii.n hai farq jiine aur marane kaa usii ko dekh kar jiite hai.n jis kaafir pe dam nikale zara kar jor siine par ki tiir-e-pursitam nikale jo vo nikle to dil nikale jo dil nikale to dam nikale Khudaa ke vaaste pardaa na kaabe se uThaa zaalim Kahii.n aisaa na ho yaa.N bhii vahii kaafir sanam nikale Kahaa.N maiKhaane ka daravaazaa 'Ghalib' aur kahaa.N vaaiz par itanaa jaanate hai.n kal vo jaataa thaa ke ham nikale dosti aur pyar sirf kismat valo ke nasseb hote hai har kisi ke nahi preet ne aj tak jise bhi dosti ki usne hi dhoka de diya aur jise mohabat ki usne to jeene ka arman hi shen liya

Main aur meri tanhai

Main aur meri tanhai Aksar ye batein karte hain Tum hoti to kaisa hota tu yeh kahti, tum woh kahti Tum is baat pe hairan hoti tum us baat pe kitni hasti tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Main aur meri tanhai ,aksar yeh baten karte hain Yeh raat hai ya teri julfe khuli hui hain hai chandani, ya tumhari nazron se meri raatein dhooli hui hain Yeh chand hai ya tumhara kangan sitarain hain ya tumhara aanchal Hawa ka jhoka hai, ya tumhare badan ki khusboo Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahat, ki tumne chupke se kuch kaha hai Yeh sochta hoon main kabse gumsum jabki mujhko bhi yeh khabar hai Ki tum nahi ho, kahin nahi ho Margar yeh dil hai ki kah raha hai ki tum yahin ho, yahin kahin ho. Majboor yeh haalat edhar bhi hai udhar bhi Tanhai ki ek raat edhar bhi hai udhar bhi Kahne ko bahut kuch hai magar kisse kahain hum Kab tak yuhin khamosh rahein aur sahe hum Dil kahta hai duniya ki har ek rasm utha dein Deewar jo hum dono mein hai aaj gira dein Kyun dil mein sulagte rahain, logo ko bata dein HAN HUMKO MOHABBAT HAI, MOHABBAT HAI, MOHABBAT! Aub dil mein yahi baat edhar bhi hai udhar bhi -SILSILA ek dil aur ek hi khuda

A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh

A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh (made during his commentary of the cricket matches): 1.That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it. 2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over. 3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. 5.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter. 7.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! 8.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! 9.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings! 10.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine. 11.The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea. 12.The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack. 13.The pitch is as dead as a dodo. 14.Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar! 15.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one falls and everything else falls! 16.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze. 17.You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. 18.Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. 19.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too. 20.One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. 22.Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm. 23.Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. 24.You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. 25.The cat with gloves catches no mice. 26.Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. 27.You may have a heart of gold, but so does! a hard-boiled egg. 28.He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition. 29.The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. 30. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't mind and U don't matter... 31. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM

Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM Boys: 1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser 2- Insert card 3- Dial code and desired amount 4-Take the cash and the card ************************************************ Girls: 1-Drive to the bank 2-Check make-up in the mirror 3- Apply perfume 4- Manually check haircut 5- Park car - failure 6- Park car - failure 7- Park car - success 8- Search for the card in the handbag 9- Insert card, rejected by the machine 10- Throw phone card back in handbag 11- look for bank card 12- Insert card 13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag 14- Enter code 15-Study instructions for 2 minutes 16- #Cancel# 17- Re-enter code 18- #Cancel# 19- Call husband to get correct code 20- Enter desired amount 21- #Error# 22- Enter bigger amount 23- #Error# 24- Enter maximum amount 25- Cross fingers 26- Take cash 27- Go back to the car 28- Check make-up in rear mirror 29- Look for keys in handbag 30- Start car 31- Drive 50 meters 32- STOP 33- Drive back to bank machine 34- Go out of the car 35- Take card back from machine 36- Go back to the car 37- Throw card on passenger seat 38- Check make-up in rear mirror 39- Manually check haircut 40- Go into roundabout - wrong way 41- BREAK 42- Go into roundabout - right way 43- Drive 5 kilometers 44- Remove hand break

यमराज का इस्तीफा

एक दिन यमदेव ने दे दिया अपना इस्तीफा। मच गया हाहाकार बिगड़ गया सब संतुलन, करने के लिए स्थिति का आकलन, इन्द्र देव ने देवताओं की आपात सभा बुलाई और फिर यमराज को कॉल लगाई। 'डायल किया गया नंबर कृपया जाँच लें' कि आवाज तब सुनाई। नये-नये ऑफ़र देखकर नम्बर बदलने की यमराज की इस आदत पर इन्द्रदेव को खुन्दक आई, पर मामले की नाजुकता को देखकर, मन की बात उन्होने मन में ही दबाई। किसी तरह यमराज का नया नंबर मिला, फिर से फोन लगाया गया तो 'तुझसे है मेरा नाता पुराना कोई' का मोबाईल ने कॉलर टयून सुनाया।  सुन-सुन कर ये सब बोर हो गये ऐसा लगा शायद यमराज जी सो गये। तहकीकात करने पर पता लगा, यमदेव पृथ्वीलोक में रोमिंग पे हैं, शायद इसलिए, नहीं दे रहे हैं हमारी कॉल पे ध्यान, क्योंकि बिल भरने में निकल जाती है उनकी भी जान। अन्त में किसी तरह यमराज हुये इन्द्र के दरबार में पेश, इन्द्रदेव ने तब पूछा-यमक्या है ये इस्तीफे का केस? यमराज जी तब मुँह खोले और बोले- हे इंद्रदेव। 'मल्टीप्लैक्स' में जब भी जाता हूँ, 'भैंसे' की पार्किंग न होने की वजह सेबिन फिल्म देखे,ही लौट के आता हूँ।  'बरिस्ता' और 'मैकडोन्लड' वाले तो देखते ही देखते इज्जत उतार देते हैं और सबके सामने ही ढ़ाबे में जाकर खाने-की सलाह दे देते हैं। मौत के अपने काम पर जब पृथ्वीलोक जाता हूँ 'भैंसे' पर मुझे देखकर पृथ्वीवासी भी हँसते हैं और कार न होने के ताने कसते हैं।  भैंसे पर बैठे-बैठे झटके बड़े रहे हैं वायुमार्ग में भी अब ट्रैफिक बढ़ रहे हैं। रफ्तार की इस दुनिया का मैं भैंसे से कैसे करूँगा पीछा। आप कुछ समझ रहे हो या कुछ और दूँ शिक्षा। और तो और, देखो रम्भा के पास है 'टोयटा' और उर्वशी को है आपने 'एसेन्ट' दिया, फिर मेरे साथ ये अन्याय क्यों किया?  हे इन्द्रदेव। मेरे इस दु:ख को समझो और चार पहिए की जगह चार पैरों वाला दिया है कह कर अब मुझे न बहलाओ, और जल्दी से 'मर्सिडीज़' मुझे दिलाओ। वरना मेरा इस्तीफा अपने साथही लेकर जाओ। और मौत का ये काम अब किसी और से करवाओ।

HR Manager's Love Letter

Hi Friends,

Check this out...this may give you one opportunity to laugh... Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl
friend ??

To,
Juliet

Sub: Offer of love!
Ref: Meeting in coffee shop

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

HR Manager