Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Man who run behind car get exhausted. (Chinese Proverb)
If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. (Egyptian Proverb)
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his moccasins.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
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